Frey Freyday-Just for Laughs

(Frey Freyday is simply a bunch of inspirational, motivational and other quotes meant to make you think, reflect, smile, even laugh a bit. Hopefully helpful, useful stuff..)

Just for laughs

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, ‘Where’s the self-help section?’ She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. George Carlin

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet. Rodney Dangerfield

I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot. Chris Rock

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is. Ellen DeGeneres

If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? Robin Williams

Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither. Jim Gaffigan

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories. Steven Wright

The company accountant is shy and retiring. He’s shy a quarter of a million dollars. That’s why he’s retiring. Milton Berle

Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you’ve got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn’t your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash. Jerry Seinfeld

I don’t exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. Joan Rivers

I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that. Mitch Hedberg

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. W. C. Fields

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. Steve Martin

Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly. Conan O’Brien

Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch. Jon Stewart

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me. Garry Shandling

Frey Freyday was actually born out of something I created called “Words To Live By” (WTLB). Going forward, I will now not only share the quotes, as you may be used to receiving, but also a related (WTLB). In 1999, when we had our first daughter, I was contemplating how I would raise my new beautiful child, and I was thinking about how I can best educate her and my other children about values, morals, and other key thoughts about life. School offers education. Religion offers some values and morals. Parents offer most of it, sometimes intentionally, sometimes accidentally.

So I created a (WTLB) book, like a dictionary, which lists things like honesty, love, persistence, etc. with a definition that I created, with my wife’s input. I then turned it into a workbook with one word per page and space below for notes. For years we would discuss with my two daughters and they would draw pictures and make notes in the blank space. I may share some of those images with you. As they got older, they were less inclined to draw and more open to quotes and references from adults, hence where Frey Freyday came from….

 

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